Seventh Deal

[notagangster]

God help me.

I have a kitten.

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[browning_baby]

And that's a bad thing?

[notagangster]

I wanted a cat. Something scruffy, maybe missing an ear or something.

[browning_baby]

Here's a secret. All scruffy cats started out as fluffballs at one time or another.

You can raise it like that?

[notagangster]

No fucking kidding. But I coulda got one already like that.

It's too cute to let it go out and get mauled!

[browning_baby]

Have a soft spot for cute things, hm?

[notagangster]

No, I don't have a soft spot for cute things. I needed a bloody pet to stop the bloody ticking.

It was cute available.

[browning_baby]

You could've found a roommate, you know.

[notagangster]

Nah, don't know anyone well enough to trust 'em as a roommate just yet. Anyway, I like my privacy.

[browning_baby]

So do most people.

What'd you name the kitten?

[notagangster]

Good. I get on best with people who value my privacy.

Haven't yet. Was thinking maybe Mick, or Reg.

[browning_baby]

So do I.

.... at least you're not planning to call it some cliche name, like Fluffy.

[notagangster]

...

It is fluffy...

[browning_baby]

I'll shoot you myself if you call it 'Fluffy'. No cat likes demeaning names.

[ooc: Anita is chuckling at you! XD]

[notagangster]

What the fuck is it with birds threatening to shoot me?!

[ooc: XXXX is put out by this whole kitten thing, but I'm chuckling right along with Anita.]

[browning_baby]

I only threaten when I see the need.

... what did you call me?

[notagangster]

You lot tend to see the need a little too often.

...Didn't call you anything?