Seventh Deal

[notagangster]

God help me.

I have a kitten.

Comments

[theredreaper]

Nothing wrong with that.

[notagangster]

Well it's just kinda...sissy.

[theredreaper]

You ashamed of having a kitten? That's sad. And says more about you than you actually having the kitten in the first place.

[notagangster]

I am not ashamed! I just...kinda had planned to pick out something a little less fluffy and cute small.

[theredreaper]

So how did you end up with a kitten, then?

[notagangster]

They didn't have any mangy alley cats.

[theredreaper]

How tragic.

[notagangster]

Exactly what I thought.

[theredreaper]

You do realise I'm being sarcastic, right?

[notagangster]

Yeah. I'm being not-sarcastic back as a way of being sarcastic too.

[theredreaper]

Reverse psychology of sarcasm?

[notagangster]

Something like that, sure.

And no, I'm not gonna kick it or abuse it or...eat it or anything. Just wanted to clear that up, since it seems like some people are concerned.

[theredreaper]

I didn't even say anything, but good to know.

Are you the type of guy to do that or why are people worried?

[notagangster]

Dunno, some bloke just popped up and told me to be nice to the cat. So I figured I must be putting off some vibe or something that'd make people think I'd buy a pet just to kick it around.

[theredreaper]

You seem nice enough to me.

[notagangster]

Thank you, love. You seem nice enough to me too.