Operation Look at Turtle and Uma/Gwyn lust

[notacrnflkgirl]

Ha ha, Dad drove the car into a ditch in reverse because he wanted to get a second glance at a turtle on the road.  (Don't worry, I then placed it in the grass so it wouldn't get hit.)

Uma Thurman/Gwyneth Paltrow dreams are yummy.  Mmmmmmhmmm.

Comments

[jane_doll]

uma thurman and gwyneth paltrow together?!?!?! if that happened, i'd die.

[notacrnflkgirl]

Together...as one ultimate woman being! How lucky am I? ;)

[weaselfeet]

Turtles ROCK. The other day, on the way to school (wow, I'll never utter those words in the present tense again), there was a turtle just totally chillaxing in the middle of my road, which is a dangerous place to chillax, especially for something to small as a turtle, and I saw it, and was all like "MOM!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T HIT THE TURTLE! IT MAY BE GOING TO LAY EGGS!! YOU'D BE KILLING TURTLE BABIES BEFORE THEY HAD A CHANCE!" and we totally stopped for the turtle to finish chillaxing as it moseyed to a safe position between the wheels where my mom could drive over it without running over it.

I'm all for stopping for small woodland or wetland creatures. I all but stripped brake pads for a bunny before. But I managed to kill a woodchuck that ran out in front of me, and a bird that flew into my tire. And I was depressed.

[weaselfeet]

I forgot to add:

The End.

[nimbusofherown]

Did you name the turtle?

[notacrnflkgirl]

No. Should I have? It wasn't exactly my turtle to begin with.

[nimbusofherown]

Yes, All turtles need aliases.

[notacrnflkgirl]

What sort of alias best suits a sexy turtle youth (a red slider, I believe)?