Operation Look at Turtle and Uma/Gwyn lust

[notacrnflkgirl]

Ha ha, Dad drove the car into a ditch in reverse because he wanted to get a second glance at a turtle on the road.  (Don't worry, I then placed it in the grass so it wouldn't get hit.)

Uma Thurman/Gwyneth Paltrow dreams are yummy.  Mmmmmmhmmm.

Comments

[nimbusofherown]

Did you name the turtle?

[notacrnflkgirl]

No. Should I have? It wasn't exactly my turtle to begin with.

[nimbusofherown]

Yes, All turtles need aliases.

[notacrnflkgirl]

What sort of alias best suits a sexy turtle youth (a red slider, I believe)?

[nimbusofherown]

Charliese or Marylin or Daphanie

[notacrnflkgirl]

I was thinking more like "Fredericks...of Hollywood."

[nimbusofherown]

that works too

[notacrnflkgirl]

That's what I was hoping.