007 - being a(n) [insert adjective] warden

[notababysaver]

Hey Rick! How's that essay coming?

I'm really enjoying Mr. Record Player's company, but he says he misses you desperately and yearns to be back in your loving arms.

Oh wait, no, I misunderstood. He says he wishes you were being trampled by wildebeests.

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And thus, Rick digs himself a deeper grave

[tehpeoplespoet]

HA! You're a liar! I've just caught you in a lie! How can you possibly be enjoying my record player's company when I still have all my records? Huh? not so clever now, are you!

...and on that note, can I have my record player back? It's mine and I don't recall ever saying it was okay for you to take it! How would you like it if I just took your stuff arbitrarily and for no good reason? I don't think you'd be so bloody smug then, matey!

[notababysaver]

I can take your crap whenever I want and you can't stop me or retaliate. It's the fine print in my job description of "Being A Warden Instead Of A Little Dipshit Like You."

If you want it back, you'll have to answer me these questions three pay me in the quantity of one 3-pages-or-longer essay on the meaning of the word "fascism." With citations.

[tehpeoplespoet]

GOD! Where do you get off talking to me like that?! This is clearly abuse of power! You think just because you're my "warden" you can treat me like rubbish?! Well, your gross mistreatment of me stops here! I'm going to write an angry letter to my M.P. right now!

[notababysaver]

Yeah, considering we're in space, it might take a while to get to him.

Maybe you should put all that effort into writing your essay instead.