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If you can't reach me over AIM or email, this is the place to drop a comment, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can ( Read more... ) -
013 - an announcement from your school guidance counselor
So it's everyone's last day. Good for you guys. Hooray ( Read more... ) -
012
Hayley Stark?
Here is a list of things you have to do to make me like you more than my last inmate:
1. Shower.
... And that's it, really. If you have problems with that, think of it like your destiny. Embrace hygiene. It's for everybody's good. -
011
Oh dear god, it's a sign of the apocalypse.
[added a little while later:]
Jesus Christ, somebody bring a blowtorch, there's a pillow on my head and it won't let go! -
010
I gave up quite a lot to come and work on this ship and I could go back any second. Any second. Turning into hussies did not come in the job description. I know, because I read the job description thoroughly.
Well, okay, I spilled coffee on it and a lot of the important bits were illegible.
Okaaaaay, I didn't read anything. Or pay attention to ( Read more... ) -
009
I really need to apologize for being a huge tool the past few days.
Rick? Essay. FIVE pages. I want it at my door before the weekend's over. And Mr. Record Player is coming back to live with me again until you're finished writing. And oh look... so are all your dumbass "anarchy" pins. -
008 - hippie!Jaye is on ur barge, makin u annoyed
I love everyone on this boat!
We all need a little bit more love! And a little bit more peace!
Now, I want all of you to sit back, and think about peace. And if you think about peace real hard, I bet there'll be a stuffed toy and a chipper greeting card waiting outside your door to brighten your day ( Read more... ) -
007 - being a(n) [insert adjective] warden
Hey Rick! How's that essay coming?
I'm really enjoying Mr. Record Player's company, but he says he misses you desperately and yearns to be back in your loving arms.
Oh wait, no, I misunderstood. He says he wishes you were being trampled by wildebeests. -
006
I am not taking this crap from giant talking salt shakers!
... Okay, maybe I am.
[ooc: Jaye did not take the Daleks seriously. So she decided to kick one. Needless to say, she very quickly found herself stuck on Level 0.] -
005 - Jaye in love? It's a bad thing, with tentacles.
I'm pretty sure this is a really bad thing. There are good things, then there are things that are just things. This is neither of those things. This is one of those things that should be taken out in the desert, shot, and buried in a shallow grave for the vultures to peck at before it becomes a really big bad thing with, like, tentacles.
Please, ( Read more... )