Comments | notababysaver: 001 - Everybody say, "Hi Jaye :D"

notababysaver

001 - Everybody say, "Hi Jaye :D"

Dec 31, 2008 19:54

The monkey told me this is a spaceship!

crazytiems with jaye, brass monkey

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hologramatic January 1 2009, 02:04:40 UTC

Is that so? Well, we wouldn't want to dismiss the monkey, would we?

notababysaver January 1 2009, 02:11:45 UTC

You don't understand! If I dismiss the monkey, he'll keep me up all night and I need my sleep! He thinks I have responsibilities, and he's not gonna dismiss me from them any time soon!

Where the hell are we? Because I saw a thing on spaceships once on the Discovery Channel and they haven't been invented yet. Not real ones, anyway. Like, rockets to get to the moon, but not like the Starship Enterprise.

hologramatic January 1 2009, 02:19:04 UTC

....right.

notababysaver January 1 2009, 02:22:15 UTC

That doesn't answer my question! Is this a spaceship or is the monkey full of crap?

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notababysaver January 1 2009, 02:12:28 UTC

Piss off.

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notababysaver January 1 2009, 02:23:08 UTC

I don't recall saying that was any of your business.

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thatlibbychick January 1 2009, 03:26:03 UTC

Are you alright?

notababysaver January 1 2009, 03:29:30 UTC

I'm fine. No need to stick around and gawk, lady.

thatlibbychick January 1 2009, 03:37:04 UTC

I am not gawking. I'm trying to be sociable, and I'm still not quite sure as to the meaning of what you said in this entry.

notababysaver January 1 2009, 04:16:33 UTC

Like I told the other guy, there was a moment in which I was willing to be social, but... you missed it. Oh well, too bad, see ya 'round.

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tadwizard January 1 2009, 21:49:53 UTC

The monkey's right.

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Monkey?

notababysaver January 2 2009, 00:20:23 UTC

Thanks for the redundancy, dumbass.

tadwizard January 2 2009, 02:37:00 UTC

I didn't read the other replies yet.

At least I'm not talking about a monkey talking to me.

notababysaver January 2 2009, 05:42:41 UTC

Maybe you should try doing that before wasting my time, huh?

Hey, at least the monkey thing is new and exciting, which is more than can be said for what you've got to say. Innovative gibberish is all the rage with the cool kids, haven't you heard?

tehpeoplespoet January 3 2009, 06:31:09 UTC

What are you on about? A monkey telling you this is a spaceship? Ridiculous!

Besides, the monkey is wrong! This is a prison ship, not some sort of rocket ship to the moon! Really, now!

notababysaver January 3 2009, 09:56:31 UTC

I know it's not a rocket ship to the moon! But if you'd, like, look outside... that ain't water out there!

Congratulations, you win Blindest Guy On Board. There's a medal and everything, but I lost it. Oh well, you'll just have to settle for the prize of pride in your achievements.

tehpeoplespoet January 3 2009, 11:42:01 UTC

...blimey, you've got a bit of an attitude, don't you? Ha! Well, nobody finds you particularly clever! I can't imagine how you'll make friends in this place with a personality like yours! But then again, I guess not everyone can be popular and really really great like...well, like me.

notababysaver January 3 2009, 14:21:23 UTC

Uh-huh. Right. Of course. You're Mr. Popularity. And I invented Cheese Whiz.

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