{Blog} Wh-What Just Happened?!

[not_whales]

Arthur, I-I didn't mean to, but I was hearing these really strange noises coming from the Reading Room... I-I had to investigate for the good of science, but when I came in, I saw all of these objects - books and cards and pens... FLOATING ON THEIR OWN. I swore that I was seeing things... because it looked an awful lot like those levitating special

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Shuddup, I do not have Dissociative Identity Disorder.

[das_vedanya]

Mr. Ainsworth... it sounds like you need to schedule another appointment with me. I haven't seen you for over six months now after Jackie called me.

[not_whales]

Y-you again?! I thought I told you that I have no further interest in therapy!

AND STOP CALLING MY MOTHER JACKIE. YOU SOUND JUST LIKE ARTHUR, YOU CREEPY THERAPIST.

[das_vedanya]

Come now~ you know I only worry for my clients' safety, even if they stormed out mud-session. I only have your best interests at heart, and you're obviously delusional.

[not_whales]

Leave me alone you creepy therapist. I've taken the medications you prescribed for me already.

[remylee]

There are invisible mystical creatures in Arthur's house?!

and they make tea?

[not_whales]

...I don't know what kind of shenanigans that man has inhabiting his house!!

....v-very nice tea, too.

[remylee]

That's.....

JUST SO COOL!!!

[not_whales]

..."Cool"?!
This most certainly is not "cool!"

I-I broke my glasses and my head is throbbing!
And Arthur's not here to tell them to leave me alone!!

[4leaf_charmed]

Tch I knew there was somethin' wrong wit his place. Crawling with the Fae lucky bastard

Be nice Dewi, Fae can get might vindictive if ye piss em off.

[not_whales]

I always knew there was something wrong with that place... last time I stayed in it, I started hearing voices and I'd wake up to find half of my things missing from my dresser. I thought it was just Arthur playing pranks on me and taking advantage of the fact that I'm a heavy sleeper.

...d-dare I ask what "Fae" is...?

[4leaf_charmed]

Fae ye eejit. Fairies, pixies, all them lil' things... If there are brownies make sure ta hide yer shiny stuff, it's hell gettin' it back once they take it. Might need ta git some charms just in case.

[not_whales]

...ch-charms, right.

Erm... what kind of charms should I get then?

[not_whales]

I-I'm not smoking anything!
I mean... it's... but dragons are real!
Look:

[not_whales]

I--

Oh.

OH.

OH!

I'm so sorry.

[not_whales]

Y-yeah, shocked me too.
I can't tease him about it anymore either.

[not_whales]

P-pretend you didn't hear anything! You can still taunt him about his eyebrows!