{Blog} Wh-What Just Happened?!

[not_whales]

Arthur, I-I didn't mean to, but I was hearing these really strange noises coming from the Reading Room... I-I had to investigate for the good of science, but when I came in, I saw all of these objects - books and cards and pens... FLOATING ON THEIR OWN. I swore that I was seeing things... because it looked an awful lot like those levitating special

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[remylee]

There are invisible mystical creatures in Arthur's house?!

and they make tea?

[not_whales]

...I don't know what kind of shenanigans that man has inhabiting his house!!

....v-very nice tea, too.

[remylee]

That's.....

JUST SO COOL!!!

[not_whales]

..."Cool"?!
This most certainly is not "cool!"

I-I broke my glasses and my head is throbbing!
And Arthur's not here to tell them to leave me alone!!

[remylee]

Well... it sounded cool.

Maybe they didn't mean to hit you on the head. Making you pie and tea seems pretty remorseful. Maybe you just startled them.

[not_whales]

I hope not... because if they did mean it, I'm sure they'll mean to do it again.

[remylee]

I don't think they'd have cooked for you if they just intended to kill you.

But if you find they do mean to do it again, well... I've got a couch, and you're perfectly welcome to it.

[not_whales]

K-kill me?! Am I intended to become another Ophelia?!

Oh, I couldn't. I don't need to add you to the list of people I mooch off of.

[remylee]

Ophelia? Only if the love of your life pretends to go crazy and you "accidentally" kill yourself in a river. As they were siblings of opposite genders, would that make me Laertes?

I'd rather you mooch than get killed. And it really wouldn't be any trouble.

[not_whales]

Th-the love of my life moved away. I met her in a grocery store... and we were both singing Do Re Mi from the Sound of Music until they kicked us out...

Thanks Remy, but I think I'll be fine.

Again, I need to proofread. I fixed it this time.

[remylee]

That's so sad. Both her moving and them kicking you out. What a snobby bunch of store-people. I sing in grocery stores all the time and they've never kicked me out. Well, shoot. There goes my chance at being Laertes. XD

I certainly hope so. Maybe Conner's right and you need something to either ward them off or endear yourself to them.

[not_whales]

I think so, but... I don't know a bloody thing about charms.

[remylee]

Neither do I. Ummmm... I think there's a shop here that sells that type of thing. Maybe the people who work there would know what to do?

[not_whales]

I requested Connor's help for that...

[remylee]

Good plan. He seems to know about this stuff.