Yesterday I logged into GAFF for the first time in months to see what I was missing. Short answer: Not much ( Read more... )

( Reflections on the personal life of Immanuel Kant )

The other day an Australian came over here to persuade us to spend thousands of dollars to sign up for a program to conserve the wildlife in the jungles of Oz. Aside from me there were two giggling airheads behind me who came to hear the fit man with the exotic accent, and a social retard who kept his back to us the entire time to surf the internet ( Read more... )

Somewhere in the grim and cold lands beyond the cosmos, a skeletal finger reached out and slid a bead along the rail until it came to a rest beside twenty-two others.

So what scares me, you ask? Moving back in with my parents and never making anything of myself and living only as a burden to others. Generally, being a failure at life ( Read more... )

I've picked up the strange habit of subconsciously immitating foreigner's accents when I'm around them. I first noticed this in the UK when I would put on a James Marstersesque mockney but dismissed it as temporary. Well, it popped up again last night. I was at an informal get-together when I briefly made the acquaintance of an exchanger from ( Read more... )

Oh God. Oh God. OMG. The pain is incredible ( Read more... )

Trying to get an early start has for me always been frustrating. I always toss and turn until I nod off around my usual 3 AM ( Read more... )

I figured it's time you know what I looked like.

The Trudeau's are the closest thing Canada has to a native royal family. In that sense, Justin would be the crown prince. His father Pierre pretty much reshaped our nation in the 1960's.

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I'm in Politics of Africa when a girl stands up to address the class ( Read more... )