Can you cry under water? yes, it just combines in with the water, ive cried under water
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? its political people basically
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? for they cheap 1 cent hoe sitting next to you
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? hmmm lets die together and figure it out
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? gives it more dimension
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? because humans are stupid
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? because wen they do sleep, they sleep long and silently
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? yes becuase its meant for the judge type thing hearing you dufusWhy are you IN a movie, but
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How do they get baby oil, do they get random babies and squeeze the fuck out of them? i dont know. You need to fucking call me this weekend, im bored and have nobody to talk to.
no, the babies are specailly farmed on the specail baby oil farms in wisconsin which is really secret government shit so baby oil is really all just some secret government plot to brainwash people...duh!!!!!!
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? its political people basically
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? for they cheap 1 cent hoe sitting next to you
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? hmmm lets die together and figure it out
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? gives it more dimension
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? because humans are stupid
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? because wen they do sleep, they sleep long and silently
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? yes becuase its meant for the judge type thing hearing you dufusWhy are you IN a movie, but ( ... )
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and baby oil comes from babies...DUH!!!
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How do they get baby oil, do they get random babies and squeeze the fuck out of them? i dont know. You need to fucking call me this weekend, im bored and have nobody to talk to.
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