Fuck this place....it's bullshit. I'm out.

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Oh no, I'm out of ammo
Your bullet buried in my head
For every day is another slug
I will pour them out of my chest

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night ( Read more... )

I cant even masterbate left handed ... i feel like if i do my penis will start doing things the wrong way and ill end up in bed with a 300 lb black man named daisy

i read this on a site......made me laugh my ass off.

You couldn't hold your mouth to stop the sound ( Read more... )

Last night down in Mexico ( Read more... )

you know what? fuck it. seriously.

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull ( Read more... )

You took me home ( Read more... )