awwsuga23 [9:17 PM]: god damit my mother is being desusting with her bf
Nonamepsycho7 [9:18 PM]: yummy
Nonamepsycho7 [9:18 PM]: i think
Nonamepsycho7 [9:18 PM]: lmao
awwsuga23 [9:18 PM]: it makes me want to throw childeren at them
Nonamepsycho7 [9:18 PM]: wow

haha, Jazmin is a funny bitch.

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my dad's moving out of Sarasota to go move to Kansas.......yea. that's pretty fucking hilarious. it's a good thing now because now my mom will let me go stay with my crazy Sarasota friends a little more and not worry about my dad showing up and freaking out. That's pretty cool. but, yea. I don't even know why i have this thing anymore, nobody ever ( Read more... )

ha, you all wanna know something? now apparently i am a fucking loser prick who is exactly like my father.........nice. and, i'm officially hated by one of my closest friends. isn't that just fucking great.

( the meaning of OHH SHIT )

So.......Im at Brittany's house. She's doing her homeschooling stuff. So, Im in Sarasota until Saturday morning. Call my cell if you want to hang out. 1-561-635-4377.

p.s.- Im going to be downtown on Friday, so yea.

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My day.....in a nutshell.

being ass raped by christian, stealing coke, "GAME OVER" paper ball fight in 5th period with Jessica that lasted the WHOLE 2 hours of class, lol. Arguing with my science teacher, because she's a dumb bitch.

"FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!!!!!!!"

What a fucked up day, lol.

You Make Me Com

You Make Me Complete

You make me completely Miserable.

Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The10:00 news was on and the news crew was covering a story of a man
on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Homer says, "Yes, I bet he'll jump."
The ( Read more... )