This is...extremely irregular. An...unfamiliar feeling. Very...very human.

[Do not expect Death to move from his post outside his cabin any time in the next couple of days, unless he hears of the whereabouts of the Reaper. He is still sharpening his scythe.]

Let him come.

Call for me if you see him. I will come for you.

The cold has returned.

When the full moon comes again, I will face this false Reaper. And I will be prepared.

[He will, you know. He found a scythe in the store and he has been sharpening it since the last full moon. First he sharpened it on a rough stone, then a smooth stone, then on glass, then on hemp, then on cotton, and now he's sitting ( Read more... )

It appears to be almost Hogswatch. The Hogfather rarely caters to the dead.

There should be a Hogfather, on Hogswatchnight. If he cannot come here, I can fill in.

Ho. Ho. Ho.

[Oh dear, he's got his festive pillow under his robes. Nobody let him get Hogfather robes from the store, or he's going to keep trying to be jolly]

Feeling this feeling
I've not felt in so long
Feeling this needling
Urging me to sooooong

This mortal music
It has no sense or mind
Tell me why someone would choose it
To use up his little tiiiiiime.

[Yeah, Death's confused. And since he has technically no tone to his voice at all, hearing his singing is something of an experience]

This is...odd.

I am experiencing a strong desire to...sleep. Possibly while sitting around. A kitten is also a pleasant addition. I am also no longer inclined to think or explore.

This is a curious sensation. What is this sensation known as?

Fun.

Games and picnics are fun.

Being chased is also fun. Except when it is not fun.

...

Why is this fun?

[Hi there, Sheol! Have a confused seven-foot skeleton! Death is currently wandering around the woods, periodically slamming into trees with a puzzled expression on his skull. When he speaks, words enter the mind without exactly using the ears. Being a seven-foot skeleton in a hooded cloak, as previously stated, he does strongly resemble the Reaper ( Read more... )