Number Five [Voice]

[nojusticeonlyme]

It appears to be almost Hogswatch. The Hogfather rarely caters to the dead.

There should be a Hogfather, on Hogswatchnight. If he cannot come here, I can fill in.

Ho. Ho. Ho.

[Oh dear, he's got his festive pillow under his robes. Nobody let him get Hogfather robes from the store, or he's going to keep trying to be jolly]