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[noclothespls]

Yeah, I know there are other ice mages in this City, but come on now. The best one is is right here. Don't even try to deny it, because I'll laugh at you.

As for the rest of the package, well, my girlfriend sure as hell isn't complaining, if you get what I mean. And you should, else I'll know you're a virgin.

Comments

[imusteatit]

Fairy Tail would only employ the best Ice Mage around.

[noclothespls]

Damn right.

[imusteatit]

Besides which you're not just a regular Ice Mage! You can use ice alchemy! So you're a cut above everyone else, period!

Anyway only someone amazing could get in a fist fight with Natsu the Salamander and win.

1/2

[noclothespls]

You know, I didn't think you paid as much attention to how awesome I really am, Natsu.

[rev_it_up]

You're kidding, right?

...oh god this is gonna be painful. XD

[noclothespls]

Why, you jealous or something, Nero?

I anticipate both pain and lulz.

[rev_it_up]

Oh yeah. That's definitely it. How'd you guess.

[noclothespls]

I'm just intuitive like that.

[anti_bereznoff]

You got mail?

[noclothespls]

No. I got sex appeal.

[anti_bereznoff]

In the mail?

[noclothespls]

Nah, it's something you're born with, Tamaki.

1/3

[noclothespls]

Hate to prove you wrong buddy, but--aw who am I kidding.

[noclothespls]

See that joker up at the top of the page? His name's Natsu Dragonil. He's the strongest fire user in Fairy Tail.

won fist fights that is 8D

[noclothespls]

I've fought him and won.

[noclothespls]

All that and more, Tomoyo.

[noclothespls]

Always knew you were a smart kid, Tomoyo.