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[noclothespls]

Yeah, I know there are other ice mages in this City, but come on now. The best one is is right here. Don't even try to deny it, because I'll laugh at you.

As for the rest of the package, well, my girlfriend sure as hell isn't complaining, if you get what I mean. And you should, else I'll know you're a virgin.

Comments

[imusteatit]

Fairy Tail would only employ the best Ice Mage around.

[noclothespls]

Damn right.

[imusteatit]

Besides which you're not just a regular Ice Mage! You can use ice alchemy! So you're a cut above everyone else, period!

Anyway only someone amazing could get in a fist fight with Natsu the Salamander and win.

1/2

[noclothespls]

You know, I didn't think you paid as much attention to how awesome I really am, Natsu.

[noclothespls]

Yeah, well you should consider yourself lucky I bothered fighting with you at all. Losing to Gray Fullbuster is an honor.

[imusteatit]

I'm like anyone else in the guild. Fairy Tail is all I have, so I pay attention.

Losing to Gray Fullbuster is a LUCKY DAY.

...this is killing me.

[noclothespls]

I guess I shouldn't be surprised, when there's someone like me around to look up to.

It is, isn't it.

oh Gray

[imusteatit]

More like look down on before my foot meets your FACE.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

[noclothespls]

Oh honestly, Natsu. Your foot won't get anywhere near my face.

What did you mean, then?

[imusteatit]

It will if I use my magic.

I mean it's a lucky day FOR YOU.

[noclothespls]

Not if I use mine first.

You're just confused, Natsu, but that's no surprise.

[imusteatit]

I'll break through your magic with a single claw.

I'll kick your butt AFTER you give that other guy an ass-whupping.

[noclothespls]

Good luck trying.

More like I'll kick yours.

[imusteatit]

I don't have to try what I've done before.

[noclothespls]

Yeah, because I let you.

[imusteatit]

Retard.