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[noclothespls]

Yeah, I know there are other ice mages in this City, but come on now. The best one is is right here. Don't even try to deny it, because I'll laugh at you.

As for the rest of the package, well, my girlfriend sure as hell isn't complaining, if you get what I mean. And you should, else I'll know you're a virgin.

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[rev_it_up]

You're kidding, right?

...oh god this is gonna be painful. XD

[noclothespls]

Why, you jealous or something, Nero?

I anticipate both pain and lulz.

[rev_it_up]

Oh yeah. That's definitely it. How'd you guess.

[noclothespls]

I'm just intuitive like that.

[rev_it_up]

Or retarded.

[noclothespls]

I never thought I'd see the day. Nero is jealous.

[rev_it_up]

Practically beside myself with it.

And you realize you're gonna get your nose rubbed in this tomorrow, yeah? Good. Just so we're clear.

[noclothespls]

Of course you are. I don't blame you.

Tomorrow is another opportunity for me to be awesome.

ps you gonna be on later? has a spikepost but I'm taking off in a bit.

[rev_it_up]

Well, well!

Wouldn't want to upset the natural order of things, now would I.

aklsdf I was gonna ask when you planned to post! I'll be around. ^.^

[noclothespls]

Nope. You're moderately intelligent, so you know better.

<3 rabu

[rev_it_up]

'Moderately'. Gee. I feel special.

<3 RABU YOU MORE

[noclothespls]

Hold onto that feeling, Nero. It may not last.

lies. also thar, post get.

[rev_it_up]

Riiiiiiiiiight.

Nein. as;lfj Jet voice is rusty, wow.

[noclothespls]

Just giving you some friendly advice.

don't make me bust out the russian. also YES I SYMPATHIZE

[rev_it_up]

You can keep your friendly advice. You might need it when your ego turns into a black hole and sucks everything good and wonderful in the world down with it.

WHAT IF I DO MAKE YOU? Dude I apologize if he seems off I'm struggling.

[noclothespls]

You don't lend yourself well to melodrama, Nero.