Six reasons to kick Danish

[no_mountains]

[The phone is picked up a bit too hastily and nearly dropped again while he tries to fend someone off. After a minute, he finally manages to practically shout into the speaker. He sounds a bit drunk, but that's not enough out of the normal to really alert anyone.]

She won't stop!

[More shuffling and the breaking of glass can be heard, then his

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[ate_it_all]

[was totally attempting to drown him with the beer.]

Uhuhuhu... I'll be back, dear~

I will *nodnod*

[no_mountains]

[Trying to hide from her. He'll try to leave the house and run for it while she is gone. Unless she locks the doors.]

[ate_it_all]

[ONCE SHE HAS MORE BEER SHE WILL FIND YOU.

incidentally did you remember to mention that the beer she brings you should not have any poisonous substances in it]

[no_mountains]

[Of course he did not, who would poison food beer ;O;

He's running now, and found a good hiding place in the park.]

[playswithwater]

Who won't stop?

[no_mountains]

My wife! She keeps threatening me with beer!

[playswithwater]

Threatening you ... with beer?

[no_mountains]

I don't get it, either!

[crazyclownwoman]

Are you okay?

[no_mountains]

I'd be if she hadn't gone crazy!

[crazyclownwoman]

Who?

[no_mountains]

My wife!

[no_mountains]

My wife is behaving like Finland and she doesn't even have a knife!

[bluecapboy]

Wh - is everything all right over there? What's going on?

[no_mountains]

My wife is gotten crazy!

[bluecapboy]

W-what is she doing?

[no_mountains]

I think she's trying to kill me with beer!