Six reasons to kick Danish

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[The phone is picked up a bit too hastily and nearly dropped again while he tries to fend someone off. After a minute, he finally manages to practically shout into the speaker. He sounds a bit drunk, but that's not enough out of the normal to really alert anyone.]

She won't stop!

[More shuffling and the breaking of glass can be heard, then his

Comments

[playswithwater]

Who won't stop?

[no_mountains]

My wife! She keeps threatening me with beer!

[playswithwater]

Threatening you ... with beer?

[no_mountains]

I don't get it, either!

[playswithwater]

That doesn't seem threatening at all!

[no_mountains]

She can make it threatening.

[playswithwater]

How?

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[no_mountains]

She's crazy.

[playswithwater]

Oh.

[no_mountains]

Not "Oh"! CRAZY!

[playswithwater]

Well, maybe I can help.

[no_mountains]

You can?

[playswithwater]

Maybe?