Six reasons to kick Danish

[no_mountains]

[The phone is picked up a bit too hastily and nearly dropped again while he tries to fend someone off. After a minute, he finally manages to practically shout into the speaker. He sounds a bit drunk, but that's not enough out of the normal to really alert anyone.]

She won't stop!

[More shuffling and the breaking of glass can be heard, then his

Comments

[crazyclownwoman]

Are you okay?

[no_mountains]

I'd be if she hadn't gone crazy!

[crazyclownwoman]

Who?

[no_mountains]

My wife!

[crazyclownwoman]

What's she doing?

[no_mountains]

She'S threatening me with beer!

[crazyclownwoman]

.....threatening you with beer?

Why?!

[no_mountains]

I don't know, she just started with it when I mentioned beer, and now she won't stop and it's getting worse!

[crazyclownwoman]

....have you tried asking her not to threaten you with beer?

[no_mountains]

What do you mean?

...I'll run as soon as I can!

[crazyclownwoman]

I don't know....maybe she'd say why she was attacking you with beer?

[no_mountains]

She just left to get more!

[crazyclownwoman]

Then run! You can hide here if you want.

[no_mountains]

Okay, where are you?

[crazyclownwoman]

1249 Williams Road.

[no_mountains]

[Will be there after a few minutes, knocking and checking over his shoulder every other second.]