Comments | no_mountains: 3 reasons to live Danish

no_mountains

3 reasons to live Danish

Mar 07, 2010 21:05

One of my sons has become really strange. The tall one, who thinks that German beer's good.

...He never told me how to get a job.

How can I fix him? He's annoying that way.

what is this crap, my son got droned, still need money to buy beer, !ic

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no_mountains March 7 2010, 21:09:32 UTC

You can ask her to get you beer!

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no_mountains March 8 2010, 07:53:13 UTC

Yeah, but you can ask her to get it for you. From downstairs or wherever you keep it. You wouldn't have to get up.

hugs_arent_free March 8 2010, 00:05:04 UTC

... He's droned. I don't think he's done anything to deserve it, which means it's more likely to be permanent. Perhaps he'll start acting like himself again someday, but it's more likely he'll be replaced first.

I don't know why it keeps happening to everyone else in this family. I don't really want another new brother or sister. I just got used to the old one.

no_mountains March 8 2010, 07:54:15 UTC

...

THEY TOOK HIS BRAIN?!

and you say that that happens a lot in this family?

hugs_arent_free March 8 2010, 15:21:44 UTC

More like they took over his brain. Soon he won't be very distinguishable from the other drones. Like your 'wife'. She uses to be much more interesting than she is now.

You are the fourth father I've had. Lobelia was the second mother and Shinjiro the second brother. When I first got here everyone else in the house was a drone.

In Shinjiro's memory, I'd be happy to help you look for a job. Since you aren't making any money at all right now it's not good to remain idle.

no_mountains March 8 2010, 15:27:59 UTC

He's a pain in the ass already. You say he'll be worse? ...does that happen to everyone at one point?

I have no idea what I should do, though.

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hourai_branch March 8 2010, 00:25:33 UTC

Check his batteries?

no_mountains March 8 2010, 07:54:35 UTC

Where are they?

hourai_branch March 8 2010, 23:47:51 UTC

Check the back?

no_mountains March 9 2010, 07:16:01 UTC

[Actually goes to do that.]

Couldn't find anything. ...what kind of batteries?

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izlegal March 8 2010, 01:26:22 UTC

How is he behaving, exactly?

no_mountains March 8 2010, 07:55:51 UTC

Like himself, but also like my wife. He now refuses to drink any alcohol.

izlegal March 8 2010, 22:15:03 UTC

Hmh....

Try insulting the town to him. Tell me his response.

no_mountains March 9 2010, 07:17:59 UTC

[Actually goes to try that]

...He started singing the Star Spangled Banner.

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bustydefense March 8 2010, 03:55:56 UTC

What do you mean... fix him.

no_mountains March 8 2010, 07:57:13 UTC

I tried beer, cold water, locking him into his room, drawing some porn for him... but nothing worked.

bustydefense March 14 2010, 02:17:06 UTC

Is he a drone?

no_mountains March 24 2010, 11:11:08 UTC

If he is, that would suck. ...But he behaves as if he didn't have a brain anymore...

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