3 reasons to live Danish

[no_mountains]

One of my sons has become really strange. The tall one, who thinks that German beer's good.

...He never told me how to get a job.

How can I fix him? He's annoying that way.

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[bustydefense]

What do you mean... fix him.

[no_mountains]

I tried beer, cold water, locking him into his room, drawing some porn for him... but nothing worked.

[bustydefense]

Is he a drone?

[no_mountains]

If he is, that would suck. ...But he behaves as if he didn't have a brain anymore...

[bustydefense]

... That might be one way to describe the drones.

[no_mountains]

When will he be back to normal?

[bustydefense]

It's hard to say.

[no_mountains]

Is there a way to make him right again?

[bustydefense]

How long has he been like that?

[no_mountains]

Yesterday.

[bustydefense]

If it lasts much longer, there isn't much of anything we can do.

[no_mountains]

Then I hope that it doesn't.

...does cold water help?

[bustydefense]

Not really, I'm afraid.

[no_mountains]

...Thanks.

[bustydefense]

I'm sorry.