Two reasons to be Danish

[no_mountains]

Male = Husband

Female = Wife.

Who's with me on that?

Also, is there a good place around here to go fishing? Sitting around is getting boring, and the beer that Prussia left behind is crap.

Comments

[unless_itsafarm]

Did you have a point? OF COURSE THE MAN IS THE HUSBAND AND THE WOMAN IS THE WIFE!

[no_mountains]

Yeah, you should think that, right? But there's that funny Sweden that doesn't get that, and that doesn#t make any sense. So I thought, maybe that's just me.

[unless_itsafarm]

Leave it to a European to screw up the one thing that's worked for thousands of years.

[no_mountains]

What do you mean?

America screws up a lot more things than we do.

ill continue the other thread, but this was just too much to NOT comment...

[ominousjoy]

[...]

No.

[no_mountains]

Yeah, I knew that.

Watch and see how everyone proves you wrong!

[ominousjoy]

Hmff.... [He didn't want to be right.]

[no_mountains]

[Denmark doesn't care. HE want's to be right just to have Sweden be wrong. ...partly because of the bridge.]

Hey, why do you call him that anyway, he doesn't want to be your "wife" at all and I bet you never consummated any marriage anyway.

[lasersallover]

Wroooooooong.

[no_mountains]

What else?

[lasersallover]

The strongest one will be the husband which means, no matter what, I'll be a husband.

[no_mountains]

...You've never met sister Sweden.

[vaimoksein]

I'M NOT HIS WIFE!

[no_mountains]

Wasn't me who said that!

[vaimoksein]

But we're not--! He's not--! I'm not--!

[no_mountains]

You're what?

[no_mountains]

... how did he get that idea in the first place?

[no_mountains]

Yeah, sure. Finland wasn't really around back then.