Two reasons to be Danish

[no_mountains]

Male = Husband

Female = Wife.

Who's with me on that?

Also, is there a good place around here to go fishing? Sitting around is getting boring, and the beer that Prussia left behind is crap.

Comments

[lasersallover]

Wroooooooong.

[no_mountains]

What else?

[lasersallover]

The strongest one will be the husband which means, no matter what, I'll be a husband.

[no_mountains]

...You've never met sister Sweden.

[lasersallover]

That sounds like her problem, not mine.

[no_mountains]

Well, she'd top everyone and I doubt that she'd want to be called "husband"... Why does husband imply that you're the stronger one, anyway?

[lasersallover]

Because the husband has to provide for the family and if you're weak, you can't do that.

[no_mountains]

What museum did they steal you from?

[lasersallover]

Says the guy who thinks all husbands have to be guys!

[no_mountains]

Okay, if you're weird like that, what are wives for?

[lasersallover]

Beats me. I'm not wife material!

[no_mountains]

...You sound female. If you want to marry, you have to be the wife. Doesn't mean that you'd have to have a husband but you'd be a wife.

[lasersallover]

That's just stupid. I'd be a husband and my wife would be my wife.

[no_mountains]

...Husband and Wife are just different words for the same thing. One'S for guys and one's for girls.

[lasersallover]

Except that you're completely wrong.

[no_mountains]

You're the one who's wrong!