A permanent HMD for Vasilia's portrayal at Last_Voyages. Come here to criticize, clarify, or query*.

Anon is on as long as long as I don't get spambott'd!

Hit me with any private concerns at Tejarik (AIM) or shiplizard at gmail dot com on gchat.

*I'm sorry. I couldn't think of a C word.

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Happy Holidays, everyone! I found a funny comic about Christmas carols! Sure makes you wonder what other songs are out there, right?

:) :D :) -> Link[On the face of it, this is a local techie waxing enthusiastic about XKCD-- in other words, it's a day ending in Y. But even on years she isn't drinking herself into a stupor, Lisa Allen's general ( Read more... )

[Filtered to CLU]
(Text, Strikes backspaced)

Obviously the effect of the mistletoe-

The barge's habitual co-option of free will-

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[And then she gives up.]

( Letter to Santa )

[Mansooreh's Brooklyn accent, never really mild at the best of times, gets thicker when she's surprised. The effect is sort of 1940's-esque; it's been a hundred some-odd years, the slang was due for a comeback anyway ( Read more... )

[Filtered to Rassilon, Rinzler, Rhade, Seven, Martha, and Dracula]

Though some of you already know: I can now say, conclusively, that Sherlock Holmes, my warden, has left the barge.

[She looks very chilly as she says this, haughty and unaffected.
Please ignore the tension in her neck. She's being emotionless.]

[Private to Beatty]

[Damage to the lab shut down the program for a while, but with the barge restored and the computer rebooted, the little program stirred back to life and finished its work. Sending out a few final sentences, it concluded with the same calming computerized voice it had begun with:]

And the three horrified adults, as they stood ( Read more... )

[Private to Beatty]

[A computerized voice, soothing and androgynous, reads the following line:]

"NINETY-EIGHT - NINETY-NINE - ONE HUNDRED." Gloria withdrew her chubby little forearm from before her eyes and stood for a moment, wrinkling her nose and blinking in the sunlight.[For the next five days they will come at random intervals; as ( Read more... )

[Private to Rinzler, strikes backspaced]

I have obtained a small

an item

, in the Earth tradition of buying a token

[It seemed so justifiable when she was in the gift shop. Why is it so difficult now?]

I haveope that you are finding amusement in port.

[Private to Sherlock]
At your convenience. I will understand if the way is impassable, however. I found myself among a wetland on my way this morning.

Library Spams] [Vasilia is in the library, shelving books and generally getting the lay of the stacks. When she sees something out of place she goes for it-- surgical, putting it back in order as ( Read more... )