Comments | ninjasvspirates: A simple breakdown of Ninja skills vs pirate (undercase) skills in a completely unbiased format.

dewofoneleaf in ninjasvspirates

A simple breakdown of Ninja skills vs pirate (undercase) skills in a completely unbiased format.

Jul 16, 2009 22:38

We all know pirates and ninjas have this hate going on, but let's get technical about this. One on one, who wins? Does the pirate slash and arr his way to victory? Or does the ninja float on the wind's essence and pucture the skull from above? Let's find out shall we.

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love_potion9 July 17 2009, 05:51:38 UTC

gay

tribalprincess July 17 2009, 06:07:04 UTC

My dear, you forgot the words "You're right we are" in front of that.

love_potion9 July 17 2009, 06:08:08 UTC

I was actually going to put "Ninjas are" in front of that but that pretty much goes without saying.

tribalprincess July 17 2009, 06:10:48 UTC

It's ok, we understand that you pirates have a hard time putting together real sentences. Hell, even a one word reply is doin' good for you. Usually all we get is "arr" which isn't even a word.

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My fellow nvp scholars: rip_von_christ July 17 2009, 14:41:36 UTC

Some reasons why the debate presented above by dewofoneleaf should be rejected by this scholarly community on grounds of idiocy.

-Presenter demonstrates an ignorance of ninja weaponry, as evident by his/her failed terminology. "Samurai blade" should be katana, for example. Unless the presenter is proposing that the ninja stole the sword from a samurai, and so is still observing the rightful ownership of that specific sword when mentioning it above. If a katana is not the weapon of which the presenter is thinking, then the appropriate name for the appropriate weapon should be utilized. Same for "dagger" and "scythe and chain". Presenter also excludes many other weapons from the arsenal list ( ... )

Re: My fellow nvp scholars: crazykidben July 17 2009, 16:19:16 UTC

I second.

Re: My fellow nvp scholars: rip_von_christ July 17 2009, 16:50:03 UTC

Excellent. The motion is now brought to the floor for voting.

Re: My fellow nvp scholars: social_d July 20 2009, 15:11:27 UTC

I'm filibustering. I don't feel like typing it all out, but trust me, it's there.

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wallynotorious July 17 2009, 21:05:36 UTC

Like most ninjas, you apply unyielding logic to real-life circumstances, and miss the bigger picture.

Allow me to illustrate this. I ask you, Who's the best boxer of all time? A ninja would analyze stats, technique, quantifiable talent. They might say Joe Louis, or George Foreman because of this or that. Maybe they'd say Rocky Marciano, because after all, he never ever lost a fight! 49-0. Gotta be the best, right?

But we ALL KNOW, the greatest boxer to ever breathe was none other than Muhammad Ali. Nobody even compares. And Ali? 100% PIRATE. That fucker was nothing but trash talk.

Life isn't about theory, or technical proficiency or any of that. Life is about badass, and badass always wins. Add to that, the fact that for all you ninjas' talk and talk, you aren't out there actually killing pirates anyway, so it doesn't matter shit.

What does matter is that ninjas spend their days running and sweating and suffering and drinking warm rice milk and masturbating. Pirates on the other hand? Rum. Whiskey. Fucking. ( ... )

sideband July 17 2009, 21:51:46 UTC

Wow.. That was slightly more unbiased than FOX News...

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sideband July 20 2009, 00:08:02 UTC

To be fair... FOX News *does* provide "a" Right Wing point of view... The rest of the major news networks provide "the" Left Wing point of view... so, in that respect, there's some form of balance in there, somewhere..

Shame there isn't a network that just provides the news, eh?

social_d July 20 2009, 15:12:23 UTC

Are you my long lost twin?