A simple breakdown of Ninja skills vs pirate (undercase) skills in a completely unbiased format.

[dewofoneleaf]

 We all know pirates and ninjas have this hate going on, but let's get technical about this.  One on one, who wins?  Does the pirate slash and arr his way to victory?  Or does the ninja float on the wind's essence and pucture the skull from above?  Let's find out shall we.

1. Mobile Dexterity.

Ninjas are lithe dancers of the night, elegant patrons of

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My fellow nvp scholars:

[rip_von_christ]

Some reasons why the debate presented above by dewofoneleaf should be rejected by this scholarly community on grounds of idiocy.

-Presenter demonstrates an ignorance of ninja weaponry, as evident by his/her failed terminology. "Samurai blade" should be katana, for example. Unless the presenter is proposing that the ninja stole the sword from a samurai, and so is still observing the rightful ownership of that specific sword when mentioning it above. If a katana is not the weapon of which the presenter is thinking, then the appropriate name for the appropriate weapon should be utilized. Same for "dagger" and "scythe and chain". Presenter also excludes many other weapons from the arsenal list

Re: My fellow nvp scholars:

[crazykidben]

I second.

Re: My fellow nvp scholars:

[rip_von_christ]

Excellent. The motion is now brought to the floor for voting.

Re: My fellow nvp scholars:

[social_d]

I'm filibustering. I don't feel like typing it all out, but trust me, it's there.

Re: My fellow nvp scholars:

[rip_von_christ]

I am blushing. To see my idiocy meriting such a passionate level of response gives me a warm feeling inside.

Re: My fellow nvp scholars:

[rip_von_christ]

My good sir or madam, this community is built upon passion.

As for that "warm feeling," I'd suggest seeing a doctor immediately, and notifying all those with whom you've had recent sexual contact.

Re: My fellow nvp scholars:

[rip_von_christ]

I appreciate your suggestion, but fear I must decline. I must state that I am without doubt clean of such corruption, and do not require another opinion.

Regardless, the love of your compassion truly stirs in me desires that have laid dormant for months, and I am at a loss for how to purge these feelings. Oh well, live and learn.

Re: My fellow nvp scholars:

[rip_von_christ]

"Compassion?" It seems that you misunderstand. "Passion" means "suffering," and "compassion" means "to suffer with." While I had explained that this community was built upon passion, I in no way meant to imply that I do or desire to suffer the same afflictions as yourself or others.

If you want compassion, seek out a bodhisattva.

Re: My fellow nvp scholars:

[dewofoneleaf]

My applause at your twisting of definitions to suite your own purpose. Though I must say, I do not believe in moral relativity so I fear I must decline yet again.

Re: My fellow nvp scholars:

[rip_von_christ]

Except that I have not twisted definitions.

Passion

"Compassion" combines com-, meaning "together," and pati, which means (as noted in that link above) "to suffer." This means...SURPRISE!..."To suffer with."

But, please, do continue to display your vast quantities of ignorance. It only helps enforce my case.

Re: My fellow nvp scholars:

[peircekeaninja]

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Re: My fellow nvp scholars:

[peircekeaninja]

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Re: My fellow nvp scholars:

[rip_von_christ]

I thought I already posted pics?