Yo, dig this shit dawg. I jus' saw that lord of the rings movie, rite? That is some racist shit dawg. Aheight, peep dis ( Read more... )

Yo' so' some of you muthafuckin' nigs be asking why I ain't updatin' my shit yo. Well dig this muthafuckin BULLLLLshit ( Read more... )

My auntie Kadisha, she try hard, but sometime she be slippin'. See, the other day when me and my boy D Bozz be hangin out she call my cell phone and she was like, "twan!? Where you at boy?" And I was like "I'm wit' D Bozz headin' over his cousins, why you sweatin me?" Then she say she need a ride up to the Liquor store ( Read more... )

So las' night my nigga D Boz show up and he be like, "Nigga, you gots to roll wiff me ( Read more... )

So today my moms was finnin' to have a cookout yo, so she dun called up all the muthafuckas we know to get they asses on over fo' some ribs an shit. Problem was, my baby momma didn't get no damn ribs. I gave the bitch 20 muthafuckin dollas an shit and she came back with pig feet ( Read more... )

I finna keep this shit on the real. Ain't no jive-ass shit goin on in this journal, BEAYTCH.

If you gonna step, you bes' to step correct. Dig?
I ain't tryin' to hear that.