Auntie Kadisha
My auntie Kadisha, she try hard, but sometime she be slippin'. See, the other day when me and my boy D Bozz be hangin out she call my cell phone and she was like, "twan!? Where you at boy?" And I was like "I'm wit' D Bozz headin' over his cousins, why you sweatin me?" Then she say she need a ride up to the Liquor store.
I was sayin' "Auntie Kadisha, you know I don't gots no car".
"Have that nigga you wit' drive ya." She tol' me. "
"What We get fo' drivin' you? I thought you was on the wagon" I ask.
She say, "You don't gets a fat lip if you do. Otherwise nex' time I sees you i knock you upside the head foo. And don't be tellin' no one eitha'"
I know Kadisha don't play. That ho can hold a grudge. So we done went and head over there.
When I gets there Kadishas kids, my lil' cousins (HOLLA!), out on the front porch playin dice. Lil' nigga's 8 years old and playin dice. DAY-UM.
She say to him "Ronay, you be ah-eight when I go to the sto?" Ronay just ignore her. I swear she musta beat that child brain dead, cause you don't be ignorin Auntie Kadisha. "WELL?? Answa me foo!". Lil nigga kep' rollin them dice till auntie bus him upside the head and said "Go to yo' room lil' bad nigga, shit." D Bozz was like, "DAY-UM, you don't play." Kadisha say "Mind yo' business nigga."
I tol' you she don't play.
We head up to the liquor sto' after that, Auntie was live enough to throw me some paper fo' a couple o' 40' Oz's.
Lata' that night when I gets home my moms startin bitchin at me. Kadisha done went an' tol' about us drinkin'. Damn Kadisha, she a playa-hatin' snitch.
HoLLA!!!
I was sayin' "Auntie Kadisha, you know I don't gots no car".
"Have that nigga you wit' drive ya." She tol' me. "
"What We get fo' drivin' you? I thought you was on the wagon" I ask.
She say, "You don't gets a fat lip if you do. Otherwise nex' time I sees you i knock you upside the head foo. And don't be tellin' no one eitha'"
I know Kadisha don't play. That ho can hold a grudge. So we done went and head over there.
When I gets there Kadishas kids, my lil' cousins (HOLLA!), out on the front porch playin dice. Lil' nigga's 8 years old and playin dice. DAY-UM.
She say to him "Ronay, you be ah-eight when I go to the sto?" Ronay just ignore her. I swear she musta beat that child brain dead, cause you don't be ignorin Auntie Kadisha. "WELL?? Answa me foo!". Lil nigga kep' rollin them dice till auntie bus him upside the head and said "Go to yo' room lil' bad nigga, shit." D Bozz was like, "DAY-UM, you don't play." Kadisha say "Mind yo' business nigga."
I tol' you she don't play.
We head up to the liquor sto' after that, Auntie was live enough to throw me some paper fo' a couple o' 40' Oz's.
Lata' that night when I gets home my moms startin bitchin at me. Kadisha done went an' tol' about us drinkin'. Damn Kadisha, she a playa-hatin' snitch.
HoLLA!!!