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"We've already discussed this, I'm wearing a g-string!" -
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The awkward moment when your friend's girlfriend says how attractive you are in front of him. Twice. -
This is my life
Cute. English. Funny. We got on really well. Laughs at all my jokes. Knows all the right songs... Lesbian. -
Things I learned tonight
1. It takes a LOT of talcum powder to discolour my hair and is fucking hard to wash out.
2. When I'm 55 and have George Clooney hair, I will still look awesome.
3. Singing to Queens songs ups my BAL by 0.1
4. Murray St strip is nowhere near as good on Fridays, though tonight was particularly dead.
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I'm now 24. End of early 20s and very little to show for it. Another depressing birthday I'll pretend isn't happening. -
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"I watched candidates campaigning openly, making signs, bringing in clearly underage supporters from outside their districts (a maneuver made easier by the scarcity of identity cards), and generally displaying a level of electioneering savvy which seemed to indicate that, given the chance, Afghans could "do" democracy at least as well as Floridians ( Read more... ) -
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Five day extension to an annoying journal assignment. Awesome. -
I laughed out loud about four times reading this
Tarof (Persian: تعارف ) is a genuine Persian form of civility emphasizing both self-deference and social rank. The term encompasses a range of social behaviours, from a man displaying etiquette by opening the door for another person, to a group of colleagues standing on ceremony in front of a door that can permit the entry of only one at time, ( Read more... ) -
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Powderfinger announced they will be disbanding today. This makes me very sad because they were one of the first bands I really listened to in high school and one of my favourites (until that awful most recent and I guess last ever album). Now I have to shell out god knows how much money to see their final tour :(
