Things I learned tonight

[nicwhite86]

1. It takes a LOT of talcum powder to discolour my hair and is fucking hard to wash out.
2. When I'm 55 and have George Clooney hair, I will still look awesome.
3. Singing to Queens songs ups my BAL by 0.1
4. Murray St strip is nowhere near as good on Fridays, though tonight was particularly dead.
5. Never look a gift kebab in the mouth.

Comments

[stawberi]

2. Assuming that your hair is the only thing that ages. In reality, you will look like your father.

[nicwhite86]

Haha. Yeah no.

[stawberi]

You don't have much choice in the matter. Your father, or a dude-version of your mother, or a combination of the two. GLHFDD.

[nicwhite86]

I'm pretty much a combination of the two, only I'll never get fat or grow a beard.

[leshara]

That's assuming you look awesome now :p