Well, since she is "coaxing" me into updating, I guess I sort of have to now.

Things have been a little rough for me over the past couple of days, with Lindsey being grounded and everything. I just hope I can see her more over the summer.

Well, now I can get smooches.

Love everyone.

Nicholas Andrew Wilson.

JustOneT3chn1ck: hey ( Read more... )

I hate everyone in the LJ community, go suck a fat one bitches!

I <3 my girl... you know who you are.

I love being fucked in the ass, yes it is true. (you know what I am talking about Lindsey)

Work tonight consisted of 7 items or less, Irish Dancing, Moonwalk and Thriller Zombie Dance, acting out a cheesy Wegmans commercial we want to produce, doing the robot, seeing how sexy men are with grey hair and saying how being bald is hott ( Read more... )

If any female (with a vagina), would like to have a good fucking and you are between the age of 16 - 23 then please leave a message here and describe what you would like to do to me when you come over to my house, in my bed. (must be physically attractive because that is ALL I see in women, fuck all of their other properties ( Read more... )

Alright, courtesy of Mr. Vanston (aka. Splatt Vanston, Cat Vanston, or Qkumbr "Himself"), he has taught me the amazing feat of Shissing. Birds are well trained to Shiss because they shit and piss out of the same hole. Think about it now, if we could do that it would make life hell of a lot more difficult. Using the urinal, you would see shit stains ( Read more... )

MY NAME IS DJ BEBOP. AND THIS IS MY MIX.

That is all.

Well, I have officially come to the realization that I am the true definition of "gangsta" and what being "gangsta" is all about. Busting out those pimp “white on whites” with the sweatpants gives it the extra flava I need to become the true “Saltine Cracka Gangsta” that I deserve to be called. The white rap scene has blown up and I am fully ( Read more... )

Well, today I bought the first edition of "Turtle Fist Zine" and let me tell you, every page was full of that "Turtle Fist" character. If anyone can please bring a suited name of this masked man that would be greatly appreciated ( Read more... )