DDR or not to DDR, that is the question?
Well, today I bought the first edition of "Turtle Fist Zine" and let me tell you, every page was full of that "Turtle Fist" character. If anyone can please bring a suited name of this masked man that would be greatly appreciated.
Onward, MARCH! Alright, let’s cut the bullshit and get down to the real shit, my life will always be better than yours and my DDR (Dance Dance Revolution) score will always beat yours, hands down. Now, you might be thinking that I am the biggest and most arrogant prick you have ever met in your life, in most cases that is true.
I have finally acquired the powers of the “GAYDAR” (copyright BGS “Big Gay Seth” 1984) and will be using them to their full extent. If I can be of any service to my fellow chaps then I will gladly be of service. (Money Back Guarantee, 30 day return policy) *note: will take around 29 days to ship to your house*
Alright, I know most of you are not going to be very impressed with this latest entry into Technick’s life but it basically sums up the key points.
Here is my life in the past couple of months: Beat Reflexx to win Syracuse Tourney, Lost to Rodney at AG, Debt of Technick = $160, I miss all of my DDR friends and fan boys (and girls), New girlfriend that I like very much, haven’t been playing much DDR lately, school isn’t going the way I have planned it but trying to fix that, trying to show more affection towards my friends so that they know I care about them, Uncle is back to college and now I miss him.
Thank you interested viewers, please tune in next year… alright, not that long but maybe in the next couple of days I will update once again. (How the fuck do you people update all the time)
*note: cocky assholes are funny, I <3 my Johnny “JSBlade”*
Onward, MARCH! Alright, let’s cut the bullshit and get down to the real shit, my life will always be better than yours and my DDR (Dance Dance Revolution) score will always beat yours, hands down. Now, you might be thinking that I am the biggest and most arrogant prick you have ever met in your life, in most cases that is true.
I have finally acquired the powers of the “GAYDAR” (copyright BGS “Big Gay Seth” 1984) and will be using them to their full extent. If I can be of any service to my fellow chaps then I will gladly be of service. (Money Back Guarantee, 30 day return policy) *note: will take around 29 days to ship to your house*
Alright, I know most of you are not going to be very impressed with this latest entry into Technick’s life but it basically sums up the key points.
Here is my life in the past couple of months: Beat Reflexx to win Syracuse Tourney, Lost to Rodney at AG, Debt of Technick = $160, I miss all of my DDR friends and fan boys (and girls), New girlfriend that I like very much, haven’t been playing much DDR lately, school isn’t going the way I have planned it but trying to fix that, trying to show more affection towards my friends so that they know I care about them, Uncle is back to college and now I miss him.
Thank you interested viewers, please tune in next year… alright, not that long but maybe in the next couple of days I will update once again. (How the fuck do you people update all the time)
*note: cocky assholes are funny, I <3 my Johnny “JSBlade”*