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[dreamtbigger]

Oh, you've got to be kidding.

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[hewed]

I'm afraid not.

[dreamtbigger]

Right. Mind telling me where I am, darling? Because this place wasn't exactly in the plans.

[hewed]

I should hope not. [ she gives a very slight sigh before reciting: ] Welcome to the Resort, a transdimensional nexus. As of yet, no one's discovered the cause or purpose of our abduction, nor a means of escape. My name is Dr. Claire Saunders, the resident physician.

[dreamtbigger]

I'm sorry, a trans-what now?

[breakmychest]

Nope. You're stuck here. Welcome to the bloody club.

[dreamtbigger]

Do we get ID cards?

[breakmychest]

Nope. Just sand in uncomfortable places.

[dreamtbigger]

Oh, but that's just part of the beach resort experience.

[ihadmittenson]

Welcome to Hotel California.

[dreamtbigger]

Oh, no. This is much better than California, darling. At least in terms of atmosphere.

[ihadmittenson]

Yeah, I know. I've been there. Have you not heard the song "Hotel California"?

/fails for not catching that derrrrrrp

[dreamtbigger]

It's been a little while, but yeah, I've heard it.

... oh.