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[dreamtbigger]

Oh, you've got to be kidding.

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[ihadmittenson]

Welcome to Hotel California.

[dreamtbigger]

Oh, no. This is much better than California, darling. At least in terms of atmosphere.

[ihadmittenson]

Yeah, I know. I've been there. Have you not heard the song "Hotel California"?

/fails for not catching that derrrrrrp

[dreamtbigger]

It's been a little while, but yeah, I've heard it.

... oh.

/headpat.

[ihadmittenson]

There you go.

|D

[dreamtbigger]

Well. That's... just lovely, really.

[ihadmittenson]

It's really not that horrible, as far as kidnappings go.

[dreamtbigger]

No, not really. Looks rather spiffy, actually. It's just the whole kidnapping bit that's unpleasant.

[ihadmittenson]

Tell me about it.

I'm Brooke, by the way. [ She offers her hand. ]

[dreamtbigger]

[ he shakes her hand with a smile. ]

It's very nice to meet you, Brooke.

[ihadmittenson]

You too.

This is usually when you tell me your name, too.

[dreamtbigger]

[ he smiles and thinks for half a second-- ]

Arthur.

[ihadmittenson]

Arthur. [ She returns the smile. ] I think you're the first Arthur I've ever met.

[dreamtbigger]

Really? Well, I'm honored to be your first, darling.

[ he's much too gleeful about this whole thing, though he's managing to keep it under wraps. somewhat. ]

[ihadmittenson]

Yeah, really. I don't think it's a very popular name.

[ She just thinks he's one of those awkward nerds or something. ]

[dreamtbigger]

[ no, no. that's the real arthur. eames is the suave one. really. ]

It's... unique. But enough about me.