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[dreamtbigger]

Oh, you've got to be kidding.

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[hewed]

I'm afraid not.

[dreamtbigger]

Right. Mind telling me where I am, darling? Because this place wasn't exactly in the plans.

[hewed]

I should hope not. [ she gives a very slight sigh before reciting: ] Welcome to the Resort, a transdimensional nexus. As of yet, no one's discovered the cause or purpose of our abduction, nor a means of escape. My name is Dr. Claire Saunders, the resident physician.

[dreamtbigger]

I'm sorry, a trans-what now?

[hewed]

Transdimensional. In layman's terms, a melting pot of alternate universes.

[dreamtbigger]

Sounds a bit science fiction to me.

[hewed]

Be that as it may.

[dreamtbigger]

So! How do we get back to the real world?

[hewed]

As I said, there is no way out. It seems to be a one-way trip.

[dreamtbigger]

Well that's just lovely.

[hewed]

That's the general consensus.

[dreamtbigger]

I would imagine so. Still, it doesn't look like it's that bad of a place for something you can't escape.

[hewed]

If you enjoy relentless sunshine and endless stretches of ocean.

[dreamtbigger]

You mean to say you don't enjoy the beach?

[hewed]

No, though I know I happen to be atypical in that regard.

[dreamtbigger]

What do you like, then, darling?