Comments | nexuschamp: [Voice + Off-key singing]

nexuschamp

[Voice + Off-key singing]

Jan 27, 2010 06:35

Shiver me timbers, shiver my soul!
Yohhh ho-heave ho!

There are men whose hearts are as black as coal!
Yohhh ho heave ho!

ARRR, LUCETI! Prepare to be boarded! Michelangelo has deviated from the way of the ninja to explore the career path of the greatest threat to ninja cool status! That's right- I'm double the cool now! I can take on ( Read more... )

arrr mateys, event, yo ho, ninja pirate, this is mad fun

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earthrumblegod January 27 2010, 14:44:46 UTC

So, what do you do? Secretly loot and pillage villages in the dead of night?

nexuschamp January 27 2010, 20:24:36 UTC

Oh. My. God.

earthrumblegod January 27 2010, 22:28:29 UTC

Haven't thought about it yet?

nexuschamp January 27 2010, 23:33:04 UTC

That's perfect.

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goldenglasses January 27 2010, 15:26:02 UTC

Do you have a bounty yet?

nexuschamp January 27 2010, 20:28:04 UTC

Uh, no. I just decided.

goldenglasses January 27 2010, 23:57:30 UTC

Oh, hm... all the pirates I know have bounties, so you'll probably get one eventually! Let me know when you do, okay?

nexuschamp January 28 2010, 00:02:46 UTC

Sure, yeah! Why?

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[Voice] winged_rogue January 27 2010, 16:08:44 UTC

Ninja-pirate?

[Voice] nexuschamp January 27 2010, 20:08:27 UTC

Hell yeah! Best of both worlds!

[Voice] winged_rogue January 27 2010, 20:29:44 UTC

But now you've got two jobs at the same time. It's like being a bartender-pirate. Or a soldier-cook!

[Voice] nexuschamp January 27 2010, 21:36:39 UTC

Looks good on the resume, right?

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[Voice] soccerfanboy January 27 2010, 17:08:20 UTC

That's... That's the coolest thing I've ever heard in my LIFE!!!

[Voice] nexuschamp January 27 2010, 20:10:52 UTC

I know ISN'T IT?!

[Voice] soccerfanboy January 28 2010, 08:25:38 UTC

IT SO IS!! Like... Ninjas are cool, and pirates are cool, and now you're BOTH.

[Voice] nexuschamp January 28 2010, 22:54:15 UTC

That's what I'm saying! Man, you're the first one to really get it.

[Voice] meanandgreen January 27 2010, 17:45:29 UTC

[That thudding sound? That's Raph beating his head repeatedly against a wall.] What is wrong with you, Nunchuck-for-Brains?

[Voice] nexuschamp January 27 2010, 20:11:25 UTC

Raph!

Come pillage with me!

[Voice] meanandgreen January 27 2010, 21:31:18 UTC

Meaning what, exactly? [God, why is he even asking...?]

[Voice] nexuschamp January 27 2010, 21:40:09 UTC

Um, pillage. You know. Run around, confiscating stuff for the good of your crew, laughing, drinking, being merry and having chicks in corsets sitting on your lap and going, "ohhhh I love a dangerous man!" [The female dialogue is, of course, said in a high falsetto.]

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