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nexuschamp

[Voice + Off-key singing]

Jan 27, 2010 06:35

Shiver me timbers, shiver my soul!
Yohhh ho-heave ho!

There are men whose hearts are as black as coal!
Yohhh ho heave ho!

ARRR, LUCETI! Prepare to be boarded! Michelangelo has deviated from the way of the ninja to explore the career path of the greatest threat to ninja cool status! That's right- I'm double the cool now! I can take on ( Read more... )

arrr mateys, event, yo ho, ninja pirate, this is mad fun

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[Voice] meanandgreen January 27 2010, 17:45:29 UTC

[That thudding sound? That's Raph beating his head repeatedly against a wall.] What is wrong with you, Nunchuck-for-Brains?

[Voice] nexuschamp January 27 2010, 20:11:25 UTC

Raph!

Come pillage with me!

[Voice] meanandgreen January 27 2010, 21:31:18 UTC

Meaning what, exactly? [God, why is he even asking...?]

[Voice] nexuschamp January 27 2010, 21:40:09 UTC

Um, pillage. You know. Run around, confiscating stuff for the good of your crew, laughing, drinking, being merry and having chicks in corsets sitting on your lap and going, "ohhhh I love a dangerous man!" [The female dialogue is, of course, said in a high falsetto.]

[Voice] meanandgreen January 27 2010, 21:48:34 UTC

So it's like back at home, only with beer and babes.

[Voice] nexuschamp January 27 2010, 21:49:56 UTC

Yeah! And you get cool hats and eye patches and get to go "arrrr" an' stuff!

[Voice] meanandgreen January 27 2010, 21:51:21 UTC

Ah...maybe not that part.

[Voice] nexuschamp January 27 2010, 21:53:35 UTC

...well fine, you don't have to do that.

I'm totally doing that. It's all part of the pirate experience.

[Voice] meanandgreen January 27 2010, 21:54:50 UTC

You are such a homo.

[Voice] nexuschamp January 27 2010, 21:56:31 UTC

Raph, Raph Raph. It's all right. I wouldn't expect a brute like yourself to understand the finer points of career hopping. Even if you can't measure up to the incredible standards I'll be setting with my pirate performance, I'll still be glad to have you along with me. As the muscle.

[Voice] meanandgreen January 27 2010, 21:57:53 UTC

Hey! I ain't stupid!

[Voice] nexuschamp January 27 2010, 21:58:39 UTC

Yeah yeah, I know. C'mon, let's go pillage already! I need the practice.

[Voice] meanandgreen January 27 2010, 22:05:33 UTC

[Have a heated glare for a few more seconds, and then:] Hey, I'm down if there's beer. Broads'd be an added bonus, but I ain't keepin' my hopes up. I mean, take one look at your face and who wouldn't want to run?

[Voice] nexuschamp January 27 2010, 22:10:19 UTC

Straight into my arms? I've got no idea. I'm one handsome SOB. You, on the other hand... Well, let's just say it's lucky that there's ale.

[Voice] meanandgreen January 27 2010, 22:19:06 UTC

[He snorts.] Not if you're dressed like Captain Hook, they won't.

[Voice] nexuschamp January 27 2010, 23:35:11 UTC

You think? I bet some girls find that sexy.

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