I went to the water slide park this weekend.  Had a pretty good time.  I slathered on sunscreen and prayed to the flying spaghetti monster that I wouldn't get burned.  Well, the good news is I didn't get burned as badly as I typically do but I still got a sunburn.  My back and cleavage are are red and my arms and the back of my legs are sporting ( Read more... )

Was perusing my khaki/summer pants collection this morning.  Decided to try on a pair of Jacob pants that I haven't worn in three years (because my ass got so fat).  Well, surprise, surprise!  They fit!  They're still a wee bit snug around the waist but I managed to button it and zip it up ( Read more... )

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I'm sitting here at work bored and pissed off.  I'm getting tired of my co-worker.  She complains all the time that she's so busy (which to her is a euphemism for important).  Well, my manager finally gives me some work to do and what does my co-worker do?  She takes it from me.  I understand that she worked on it in the past but that was years ago ( Read more... )

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I remember back when I was pregnant how I went through these phases of not feeling good to feeling fantastic to feeling like I was a gigantic fat whale.  It's true though what they say in the pregnancy books about the three trimesters.  I remember feeling disgusting the first three months.  All I did was vomit all day and be tired and hungry and ( Read more... )

I am seriously dying of boredom.  I'm at work and I can't concentrate.  Instead I'm surfing the net and posting here.  Gah.


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Bored out of my mind at work.  I really don't feel like being here today.  Need a vacation alone - maybe somewhere tropical - very badly.  Maybe somewhere I can just laze around without any responsibility.  Not having to clean up, cook or look after anybody.

Watched The Walking Dead last night.  Liked it a lot.  I thought it was well done.  Am ( Read more... )

I dressed as a Buy More Nerd Herd employee at work today.  So far, no one has a clue what the hell I am.  It seems nobody watches one of my favourite shows.  I keep having to explain my costume to everyone.  Grrr!  Costume Fail.


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Apparently, my father now thinks that our (my and my husband's condo) is a hotel.  My cousin from Cali is coming up for my grandma's 90th and my dad invited her to stay at our apartment.  Thanks a lot, daddy.  So great of you to consult me before inviting someone to stay AT.  MY.  HOUSE.

Fucking parents.