So that coryriddle imbecile thinks he can just prance right into my house, steal my woman and get away with it? HAH. I can't believe he took my spot in the bed. I'm going to give this jerk hell next time he is here. I'm calling the boys to "take care" of him, maybe even rub kitty litter in his hair at night and put some tuna treats in his Dr. Pepper when ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal Sitcomnermal_666 at a party (TBS, 7:00): nermal_666 (David Bowie) gets lost on the way to lemonbox (Ingrid Bergman)'s house and spends the night in the office. At the same time, sevena (Cesar Romero) takes shigolch (Drew Barrymore)'s enemy on a date and ends up necking. Afterwards, tao_cat (Kristin Scott Thomas) buys a wheelbarrow ( Read more... )

OK...I'm totally freaking out. Mom doesn't know this, but I can hear her thoughts. SHE'S HAVING ME NEUTERED!!! TOMORROW MORNING!!! That BITCH. And you assholes thought the Animal Psychics were full of shit...we've been using telepathy since the 11th century. Get used to it ( Read more... )

Oh. my. god ( Read more... )

I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love ( Read more... )