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So that coryriddle imbecile thinks he can just prance right into my house, steal my woman and get away with it? HAH. I can't believe he took my spot in the bed. I'm going to give this jerk hell next time he is here. I'm calling the boys to "take care" of him, maybe even rub kitty litter in his hair at night and put some tuna treats in his Dr. Pepper when he isn't looking. And I don't care that he scratches under my chin really well, either! These sly attempts at trying to get on my good side so he can go off and have a rompfest with my woman are NOT going to work.
Check out how hot I am! I just keep getting better looking as time goes by, I tell you.
He could never match my sexiness anyway, I don't know what's wrong with my bitch. Oh well, time for another coke binge with some hot strays. See you stupid humans later!
Check out how hot I am! I just keep getting better looking as time goes by, I tell you.
He could never match my sexiness anyway, I don't know what's wrong with my bitch. Oh well, time for another coke binge with some hot strays. See you stupid humans later!