Who needs Christmas when you have scotch? Not me, sir. Hell, who needs God when you have any fine alcohol? Once again...not me, sir. Am I a bitter old man? Yes, yes I am. But in all seriousness, fuck Christmas. It's for children, and families that aren't poor and broken into a million pieces. We should all be so lucky, eh? I don't think I'm going ( Read more... )

Can anyone here tell me why people are so indecisive and retarded? Can anyone here help me figure that out? There must be at least a million posts like this a week, with a million other people exclaiming the same goddamn thing. But fuck. It's so irritating. It makes me want to gobble dark chocolate like a jackass, it does.

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This is so strange. I'm sitting here on a government-owned laptop at the Raddison Hotel. I took my ASVAB, I don't think I did that well, but we'll see... tomorrow I go for my physical, and we'll see if I get accepted into the air force. I hope I do. But I feel so odd. My brain feels numb, and my body feels like it's on auto-pilot. I've felt this ( Read more... )

Ever have one of those days where you get up and just want to throw yourself in traffic, just for the experience?

It's gonna be one of those, I can already tell.

I have a new favorite song.

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YO LIVEJOURNAL, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MYSPACE HAD ONE OF THE BEST BLOGGING SYSTEMS OF ALL TIME!

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SCOOPS!

FUCK THE NICKS!

WHERE YO CURLEH MUSTACHE AT?

MAG FUCKIN' NETO

THE MANGO SENTINEL

Tonight my worst fears came true ( Read more... )

In March, I'll be there. And I'll be laughing. And I'll look at all of you and say "I told you so."

And none of you will be allowed in my bunker.

So ah...I've realised something...

"It is better to live alone; there is no companionship with a fool. Let a person walk alone with few wishes, committing no wrong, like an elephant in the forest."


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