The Ass is downtrodden.

[neigh_sayer]

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[neigh_sayer]

[bonesandbottles]

And that one day, one special day you'll find someone leagues less attractive than you, but wants to fuck you anyway. And, that Rose, THAT is true love.

[hatesbears]

It's like a ~*~storybook ending~*~ daddy Avery, it's all so magical and special; no WONDER why it's only for the kids who ride the special bus, too!!

[bonesandbottles]

Yep! NOW BE CAREFUL MY LITTLE RETARDS, make sure to put on your helmet before you go outside!!!!!

[hatesbears]

DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD GET THEM LEADS?

Or will that just make it more difficult to direct them into fucking traffic?

[bonesandbottles]

Listen, all I want is a fucking cattle prodder. They get out of line, we give them a nice, healthy HAPPY shock. Don't worry, it'll only hurt a lot and think of all the fun colors they'll get to see after being electrocuted?!

[hatesbears]

I'm sorry, I can't think of anything to respond to this, so I'm just going to ignore it. Because I'm retarded.

[bonesandbottles]

Orly? Well, I'm going to go flirt with someone innocently for about one hour and then see if they want to fuck.

[hatesbears]

Omg, can it be Asher???? Then I can fulfil all my ~*unique~*~ fantasi

No, no. Fucking made MYSELF sick at that one.

[bonesandbottles]

Shit, seriously. I respect your ability to commit to a joke, however.

[hatesbears]

So fucking bored.

[bonesandbottles]

Not enough fucktards making emo entries.

[hatesbears]

I need to run over someone's fucking fuckbuddy. That'd get them rolling.

[bonesandbottles]

Oh I can help, I push fuckbuddies into oncoming traffic all the time.

[redwoodsman]

You really need to find a new hobby.

[hatesbears]

You really need to tell your mom not to be such a whore :(