The Ass is downtrodden.

[neigh_sayer]

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[neigh_sayer]

Demitri, actually.

Yeah. We broke up. Well. More like he disappeared. So we're not together anymore.

[redwoodsman]

Disappeared? What happened?

[neigh_sayer]

He was supposed to be my date for Kilroy and May's wedding. But he never showed up. I haven't even heard back from him and I've tried calling him several times.

[redwoodsman]

I'm sorry. You shouldn't let him turn you off towards men, though. We're not all like that.

Michael.

[neigh_sayer]

[a few false starts]

You're one of the golden few I know who aren't like that.

Would it be at all forward of me to ask you out to lunch sometime? Or perhaps coffee? Or anything, really?

Luna.

[redwoodsman]

You never have to worry about asking me on a friendly outing. What do you have in mind?

Michael.

[neigh_sayer]

Oh. Um. I actually had a date in mind.

Luna.

[redwoodsman]

[ after a considerably long time of debating ]

All right, if you would like. What did you have in mind?

Michael.

[neigh_sayer]

[after a considerably long time of squeeing and spazzing]

Dinner at Junior's tomorrow night?

Luna.

[redwoodsman]

Pick you up around 6?

Michael.

[neigh_sayer]

Oh my god oh my god oh my god omg!

Yes, that sounds good.

[hatesbears]

He realized he wanted someone NOT mentally retarded :(

[bonesandbottles]

:(( short bus = not as fun as he thought

[hatesbears]

;_; but now I must give up on men forever and eat ice-cream and watch the equivalent of dripping cum on camera to make myself feel better.

[bonesandbottles]

But before that you must dress up with your mommy's makeup and comb your hair in the mirror for hours or until it falls out :/!!

[hatesbears]

omgggg And ask my bestest friends for life to boost my ego ?_????, trying to convince myself that he ditched me because I'm a boring whore, and not because I look like a pug!!