Seeing as i now have a digital camera, i can share my tattoos. Heres two of the better ones.


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oh yeah, my zorak tattoo is finally done. and i got the internet. that is all.


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I'm doing like 10 shows a month now as a comic. I'm reading "Songs of the Doomed" by Hunter S. Thompson. I'm Drinking alot. I'm working too much. Fuck...

World PeaceWorld peace is a strange idea. If you read any further then what you are reading now you would know I am probably more cynical and angry then the average small town, but I still have my ideas about what is wrong with this world. I think there are two things that are lacking in this world. One is empathy and the other is forethought. If ( Read more... )

Had a show last night. I gave up alcohol since all the straight edge kids are drinking it and I hate them. I told the audience they were all a bunch of fucking idiots, then I told them I was just kidding. It was a great show, I hung out with a lot of the guys before hand like Adam, Ian, Stephen, and Joe. Holly had fun. I told a joke about getting ( Read more... )

I didn't try for this. I was totally honest, and actually avoided going toward any one religion. I don't know how I got this, but I think Anton Lavey was a hypocritical coke-head and a chronic masturbator(Two of these are fact, one is opinion. Can you guess which is which???). Oh well...

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The show went fucking amazing. I was worried that like with a band, sometimes I would have off shows. But I don't know. This show made the one before it pale in comparison. Also I was worried that this would be harder to pull of then a band. Heres why its not ( Read more... )

Wow, I got complaints! People actually read this thing! I am so proud! Anyway, I have a talking show tonight. It should be fun. Also, to all those out there, bare in mind that if I talk about you onstage that is legal. Let me explain,

Slander is illegal. If I print something that is untrue about someone, it is illegal and I can be sued. If I say ( Read more... )

Holly's playing her dog game. We went mp3 player shopping. I think I may settle on a 1gb one that is pretty much no bells and/or whistles. it holds like 1,000 songs and what not. I looked at an iPOD but I don't really care for it.
COURTNI, THE SHOW IS THIS COMING WEDNSDAY!be there or be....Out of sheer heterosexuality I won't finish that ( Read more... )

I know I'm an asshole. I never post...blah blah blah. I have a shitty job in middle managment, college, a regular gig as a stand up comic, and a fiance. SUE ME! Heh, just kidding, well about the coming off like a tense asshole part. Anyway, I will really try to post more often I swear. Heres a fucking surveyish thing ( Read more... )