Sorry I haven't posted in a while...
I know I'm an asshole. I never post...blah blah blah. I have a shitty job in middle managment, college, a regular gig as a stand up comic, and a fiance. SUE ME! Heh, just kidding, well about the coming off like a tense asshole part. Anyway, I will really try to post more often I swear. Heres a fucking surveyish thing!
10 Years Ago, I :
1. was 11 years old
2. was in 6th grade I believe and being exposed to the wonderful drug culture of North West School for the semi gifted.
3. Learned about the joys of hugging large breasted girls.
4. Learned about the pleasured of oral sex from a friend. It was pretty shitty and turned me off of sex for what seemed like an eternity in 11 year old time.
5. Watched a whole shit load of WJZY weekend matinees.
5 Years Ago, I :
1. Moved to the Hickory Grove area with my mom across from a big ass church and a subway.
2. Started highschool at Garinger High School for the
3. Had legitimatly long ass hair.
4. Met Timmy and turned him onto death metal.
5. Became friend with Courtney.
3 Years Ago, I :
1. Graduated from highschool.
2. Joined the Army.
3. My mom and dad had their first meeting since I was like 4 or 5 at my graduation.
4. Went to Texas one last time.
5. Was published the first time.
1 Year Ago, I :
1. Was drinking heavily.
2. Playing bass in a shitty punk band.
3. Had been dating Holly for a while.
4. Was having car accidents weekly.
5. Had started working for eckerds recently.
Yesterday, I :
1. Went to Rogers and ate mexican with him.
2. Worked all day.
3. Ate a sub sandwhich and a banana for lunch.
4. Talked to Holly alot.
5. Quit all my current bands.
Today, I :
1. Have to work in 15 minutes.
2. Might hang out with Jeanette later.
3. Will eat a sub for dinner(i love harris teeter subs!)
4. Will work all night.
5. Will call Holly after 9pm when I get off.
Tomorrow, I :
1. Will eat lunch with my granmother.
2. Plot next weeks show.
3. Hang out with ROger and watch a DVD.
4. Hang out with courtni and watch a DVD
5. Go home and flagalate myself.
Well, thats it. SOrry. See you next year!
10 Years Ago, I :
1. was 11 years old
2. was in 6th grade I believe and being exposed to the wonderful drug culture of North West School for the semi gifted.
3. Learned about the joys of hugging large breasted girls.
4. Learned about the pleasured of oral sex from a friend. It was pretty shitty and turned me off of sex for what seemed like an eternity in 11 year old time.
5. Watched a whole shit load of WJZY weekend matinees.
5 Years Ago, I :
1. Moved to the Hickory Grove area with my mom across from a big ass church and a subway.
2. Started highschool at Garinger High School for the
3. Had legitimatly long ass hair.
4. Met Timmy and turned him onto death metal.
5. Became friend with Courtney.
3 Years Ago, I :
1. Graduated from highschool.
2. Joined the Army.
3. My mom and dad had their first meeting since I was like 4 or 5 at my graduation.
4. Went to Texas one last time.
5. Was published the first time.
1 Year Ago, I :
1. Was drinking heavily.
2. Playing bass in a shitty punk band.
3. Had been dating Holly for a while.
4. Was having car accidents weekly.
5. Had started working for eckerds recently.
Yesterday, I :
1. Went to Rogers and ate mexican with him.
2. Worked all day.
3. Ate a sub sandwhich and a banana for lunch.
4. Talked to Holly alot.
5. Quit all my current bands.
Today, I :
1. Have to work in 15 minutes.
2. Might hang out with Jeanette later.
3. Will eat a sub for dinner(i love harris teeter subs!)
4. Will work all night.
5. Will call Holly after 9pm when I get off.
Tomorrow, I :
1. Will eat lunch with my granmother.
2. Plot next weeks show.
3. Hang out with ROger and watch a DVD.
4. Hang out with courtni and watch a DVD
5. Go home and flagalate myself.
Well, thats it. SOrry. See you next year!