Чушь собачья - St. Patricks Day

[nawigationiskey]

Holiday vas totally vorthless.

An idiot from Engineering tried to giwe me an open beverage dyed green. He vas Yeoman, his stupidity is not surprising, but his audacity is a bit...что бы нислово. Ballsy. It is almost...eh, cute. Definitely funny.

I gawe him real Русский cigar and pour beer down recycler. Security catch Yeoman smoking in

Comments

[headnursechapel]

Aren't you adorable.

Just look at those rosy cheeks.

What's your name, sweetheart?

[nawigationiskey]

Sveetheart?

My name is Павел Андреевич Чехов. I am officer in Starfleet.

Who are you?

[headnursechapel]

A "Starfleet officer"? Yes, of course you are, dear. I was in a similar program when I was a girl. I think I still have the merit badge.

You must miss your parents terribly. But I'm sure you'll see them again soon.

My name is Christine.

[sharpestscalpel]

((OOC -

Yes, of course you are, dear. I was in a similar program when I was a girl. I think I still have the merit badge.

I love you so much right now.))