Чушь собачья - St. Patricks Day

[nawigationiskey]

Holiday vas totally vorthless.

An idiot from Engineering tried to giwe me an open beverage dyed green. He vas Yeoman, his stupidity is not surprising, but his audacity is a bit...что бы нислово. Ballsy. It is almost...eh, cute. Definitely funny.

I gawe him real Русский cigar and pour beer down recycler. Security catch Yeoman smoking in

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[headnursechapel]

Aren't you adorable.

Just look at those rosy cheeks.

What's your name, sweetheart?

[nawigationiskey]

Sveetheart?

My name is Павел Андреевич Чехов. I am officer in Starfleet.

Who are you?

[headnursechapel]

A "Starfleet officer"? Yes, of course you are, dear. I was in a similar program when I was a girl. I think I still have the merit badge.

You must miss your parents terribly. But I'm sure you'll see them again soon.

My name is Christine.

[sharpestscalpel]

((OOC -

Yes, of course you are, dear. I was in a similar program when I was a girl. I think I still have the merit badge.

I love you so much right now.))

[headnursechapel]

[[OOC: :D]]

[nawigationiskey]

Merit badge? Vhat проклятый ад is merit badge?

Christine, is it terrible faux-pas and generally fuck stupid idea to assume sings about people. Vhat if parents are dead, if I run avay, if I am kidn'pped?

Makes conwersation awkvard.

Vhen sings are awkvard, I dislike it. I often git..vhat is vord? Stabby?

[headnursechapel]

Language, Pavel.

I'm so sorry if I brought up bad memories, sweetie. I didn't know.

Do you want to talk about it?

[nawigationiskey]

Да, я говоря язык. Вы медленны?

No. I do not vant to talk about it.

You look like nurse I know. Vell, nurse I hawe met...Except much older. Though maybe you shake also, I do not know.

[headnursechapel]

If you change your mind, dear, let me know. I'm always willing to listen.

You must be talking about Tina. Yes, she is a bit younger than I am. The poor thing, the morning sickness must really be getting to her.

[nawigationiskey]

Tina is her name? Wery vell.

Morning sickness?

You can нет be serious.

Last sing I vant to sink about is her hawing child vith him.

Бог помогает нам, будет демоном.

[headnursechapel]

It's all right, dear. I know making babies isn't something you want to think about, at your age. But it's a perfectly natural part of life.

It may seem strange and disgusting now, but I think you'll change your mind someday. :)

[nawigationiskey]

Нет, I sink zat vill alvays be disgusting.

[lt_moreau]

[OOC - I love you so much right now. ♥ ]

[sharpestscalpel]

((OOC - And mMcCoy has such a track record with children already....))