Чушь собачья - St. Patricks Day
Holiday vas totally vorthless.
An idiot from Engineering tried to giwe me an open beverage dyed green. He vas Yeoman, his stupidity is not surprising, but his audacity is a bit...что бы нислово. Ballsy. It is almost...eh, cute. Definitely funny.
I gawe him real Русский cigar and pour beer down recycler. Security catch Yeoman smoking in Engineering, глупость. He vill be in agonizer boos for vhile, I sink. Eweryone who care is still pish drunk.
Kept'in Уюра ask me vhy I am smiling vhen I meet her on bridge. I tell her I like holiday, after all, gift giwing vas inwented in Russia.
An idiot from Engineering tried to giwe me an open beverage dyed green. He vas Yeoman, his stupidity is not surprising, but his audacity is a bit...что бы нислово. Ballsy. It is almost...eh, cute. Definitely funny.
I gawe him real Русский cigar and pour beer down recycler. Security catch Yeoman smoking in Engineering, глупость. He vill be in agonizer boos for vhile, I sink. Eweryone who care is still pish drunk.
Kept'in Уюра ask me vhy I am smiling vhen I meet her on bridge. I tell her I like holiday, after all, gift giwing vas inwented in Russia.